Cameron Home

The Internet is Run by 5 Men on Computers



Posted: Tuesday, March 31, 2009

by Cameron Home

Before I begin, no, the internet is not run by 5 men on computers. It is actually 7. I am surprised that no-one has attempted to prove such a stupid idea. But a lot of ideas are more bizarre that this.

The idea that global warming is all our fault, 100%, is a stupid rumor that one person who cannot spell "potatoes" is spreading. Another is in contrast to my palindromes article, which is that palindromes are special. They are not. They occur every hour and one minute, for example: 18:18. All you need is a twenty-four hour clock.

Rounding up times is annoying, despite not exactly being a fallacy. Seconds are okay, it's when you round up minutes that you start to annoy me. But back to fallacies. In particular, the global warming one. Firstly, how warm is it? Secondly, learn to spell "potatoes" Al Gore. Thirdly, what ended the ice age?

My point is, stop with the ideas that you must dig impossibly deep into to find evidence with. At the rate you're going, you'll fail, and just make a fool of yourself with your "evidence".

And no, I am not one of the lucky 7 who run the internet, sadly.

Mr. Cameron Home is an average joe who enjoys writing, gaming and just overthinking about the world in general. He also enjoys reading, and take time out of his life just to read and write.

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Top-level comments on this article: (4 total)
» left by Ken McCreless
3 years 56 days ago.
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I thought it was Dan Quayle that had the potato controversy.
 
Fun article.
» left by Cameron Home 3 years 55 days ago.
15 fans.
I heard that Al Gore spelled potatoes wrong at a school that he was visiting.
 
Thanks for the comment.
» left by Connor Davidson
3 years 55 days ago.
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Just a little friendly comment - try spell checking this article. Potatoes is actually spelt with an "e" on the end. Ha, ha, ha.
 
Yet another great article. Well done.
» left by Cameron Home 3 years 55 days ago.
15 fans.
But I did put an e on the end of potatoes.
» left by Connor Davidson 3 years 54 days ago.
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It was a joke. Your spelt it correct. Hence the ha, ha , ha part.
» left by Michael Ramzy 3 years 54 days ago.
49 fans.
Actually, it is a known fact potatoes ended the ice age. Geez . . .
Well done, sir.
» left by Cameron Home 3 years 52 days ago.
15 fans.
Heh.
 
Thanks for the comment.
» left by Grammy Guru
3 years 44 days ago.
23 fans.
This is hilarious! 
 
For the record, I think I've finally figured out how to infiltrate the  select little club of the sevens, and, pay backs will be, well, you know . .  .
 
Keep writing.   Love your style.  And, if you ever get bored and wanna borrow an addiction, I still have plenty of great ones left.
 
 
 
 
 
» left by Cameron Home 3 years 44 days ago.
15 fans.
Brilliant. I'll need to ask eventually.
 
I would love to know how to join those elite 7.
 
Thanks for the comment!
» left by Anonymous 3 years 44 days ago.
Sorry, that's classified info.  Duke (the Bush's Beans dog) leaked the inside info' to me.  But he may be interested in making a deal with you too . . . for the right price, of course.
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